Feeling: Sleepy.
Random Thought: I'd give anything for my e-mail account to be spam-free again.
Music: Love Spit Love - How Soon Is Now?

Okay, first of all, I've found someone to be my proctor for this term. Now, I just have to get this stupid application to them tomorrow. *flops*

And since I have nothing better to add to this (except for the fact that Randy--aka crush boy--has fallen off the face of the Earth), I shall share some more spam.

There's still no porn involved. My apologies.

As usual: "Subject - From Whom? - My retort.

1. "work with me RAYNE, using my money, and splitting the profits" - Ted Hansson - There are SO many things I could say to this, but I think I'll just hit the highlights: First of all, if I use your money, you can bet your ass that I won't be splitting anything with you. Secondly, I wouldn't even PLAY with you, so you can forget work, bucko.

2. "Cash in one hour - up to $1000" - Pay Day Loans - I'd rather be a call girl. The interest rates are better, I'm sure. Thanks, though!

3. "Short on Cash?" - money - *snort* Who isn't short on cash, money? You should know! YOU are the one eluding the masses. Fucker.

4. "Survey for coffee lovers" - Coffee Lovers - Well, don't ask me why this Coffee Lovers person is sending me a survey they made for themself.

5. "Confirm Receipt Required for Weekly Paychecks Entry" - Work From Home News Letter - I didn't sign up for this! Oh. Wait. That's why this entry is called SPAAAAAAAAAM.

6. Get a Free Quote & Save! - "America's Rate Shopper" <[email protected]> - Gee, I hope I'm saving if you're offering something that is free...

7. "Claim Your Free Radio Control Helicopter!" - Amazing Gift - Oh boy! Just what I've always wanted!! It's like, Christmas!!

8. "You've got a new note at Diaryland!" - Diaryland - Technically, this isn't spam. Especially since I love getting them! ^_^

9. "Please Respond!" - iWon - Okay, they've been sending me this one for MONTHS now. You'd think they'd take a hint.

10. "Last Minute Groomsmen Gifts" - WeddingChannel.com - Now, if you look back at my previous entries about spam, you'll see where I unsubscribed to these people. Need I say more?

11. "Hate Typing? Now You Can Talk to Your PC" - Voice Software - I talk to my PC all the time. Quite forcefully, if you must know. Beat it regularly, too. Keeps it in line.

12. "Achieve Holiday Bliss... without the Fuss" - P&G brandSAVER - Oooh! *__* So, you're going to send me some hot, well-endowed young man, who will actually go away after he's handled his business?

13. "Rayne, will you volunteer for my campaign?" - President George W. Bush - Um... No.

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Save The Rayne! - 2004-12-27
Want some popcorn? - 2004-06-23
- - 2004-06-19
Pfft. - 2004-06-12
Wheehaa!! Going to see PoA! - 2004-06-02

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