Spamology 101 - Lesson 2 |
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Feeling: Bored I feel like sharing some more of my SPAM! Remember: "Subject" - From - Rayne's reaction. 1. "A Free Digital Camera - A Special Thanks to You" - Thanks <[email protected]> - DIE! 2. "Healthy habits to up your energy level" - Brita Living - Um...okay. So a water filter company is now wanting to tell me how to up my energy level? 3. "Look great this summer with this special promotioncom" - Envision Labs - What's a promotioncom? 4. "Phentermine,Viagra Loose weight or enhance sexual performance NO prior prescription necessary" - Online Pharmacy - Well, you gotta loose weight in order to get laid, right? 5. Roses for Mom only 28.99*! - 1-800-THE-ROSE.COM <[email protected]> - Of course, you can also go to your local greenhouse/nursery and buy her about 4 entire rose bushes for that price, too. Just so you know. It's what I do every year. And I'm guaranteed a vase of fresh roses at least once a month (while they're in bloom, of course) from the deal, too! *nods* 6. Power of a debit MasterCard with Guaranteed* Approval - 1st America - You will note that 2nd America did not send this one. 7. "Say Goodbye To Mosquito Bites Forever!" - Ouch - First of all, I live in the South. Mosquitos and their bites are a fact of life. Secondly, who the hell sends out e-mails under the name "Ouch?" 8. "Sturgis Rally News Weekly Specials" - [email protected] - Wtf is a Sturgis Rally? And how come I've never seen their weekly specials before now?! I feel jipped! If I don't see another one of these next week, I'm going to file a complaint. 9. "Wedding Jewelry and Gifts at Blue Nile" - WeddingChannel.com - *blink blink* Didn't I unsubscribe to these people last time I did this? 10. "Any Credit Auto Loans, 30 second App, No Obligation" - 30 Seconds - Don't get many dates, do you Mr. 30 Seconds? 11. "Get your free credit report in seconds" - Credit Worthy - No. That's all for now. Save The Rayne! - 2004-12-27 � |
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